I solemnly swear that I am up to no good


I have to drink five pints of hot coconut water every day, with a little garlic salt, some splenda, and a splash of hot sauce, and then you basically jog until you hallucinate.

His “NOPE” face is somehow my very favorite thing right now.

Blaine & the snooze button.

Kurt: Nothing. It’s stupid.

Blaine: It’s not stupid if it’s bugging you.